Breaking! Mass shooting at private gun range

It is with a heavy heart that I must report, out of all fairness to the gun control anti-rights cultists, that there has been a mass shooting at the Baldwin Family private gun range.

There were about 14 family members in attendance on Saturday, November 24, 2012. Of course these people were all related and knew each other, several of them live in separate households on the family ranch. The gun table, a table set up to rest the guns on, looked like a mock up for a Mexican press conference. This table included rifles, shotguns and pistols. Some of the rifles were high power sniper style rifles, although it's reported that the owner refers to one of them as a Remington 700 30.06.



Tragedy struck about thirty minutes after most of the family members arrived when a volley of .22 caliber rounds were sprayed down range, apparently striking the intended target. It is reported that the 12" x 12" piece of paper with circles printed on it took three quick blasts from a Ruger 10/22 rifle when Bill Baldwin was sighting in a new scope. This angered one of the other Baldwin brothers (no not those Baldwin brothers), that the new scope only had to be adjusted just three clicks to get on center mass. (apparently his new scope took 9 clicks to get it sighted in). The other Baldwin brother picked up a .30-30 high power rifle, and shot another target, center mass (mostly) three times. Not to be out done, Father Baldwin then retrieve and assault style shotgun (it is reported that it's a regular Mossberg shotgun, it's just black) and started blasting away, just spraying lead and killing three of his family members' targets. That's when all hell let loose, and nearly every family member grabbed pistols, with high capacity magazines and started shooting. Sadly, none of the paper targets survived the encounter. It was pointed out that those paper targets were once living trees, well, probably a branch from a tree, well, more likely a couple of twigs from a tree that would have probably died anyway, so, it's really not Tragic news.

BREAKING! The Baldwin Family practiced firearms safety today, and although they were all related and knew each other, they didn't kill anyone and none of the eeeevil assault weapons caused them to commit a violent crime or go on a killing spree. The Baldwin family did agree, though, that next time, they'll be shooting at tin cans instead of paper. Not that we give a crap about paper, it's just more fun shooting tin cans.

Happy Shooting.

PS @CSGV I'm still waiting for your proof of real mass shootings at gun ranges.